Saturday, April 26, 2008

Get out of work free!

For those who have trouble committing to a 9 to 5, ideas of how to get out of work or cut the time you are actually there are always coming to mind. My friends and coworkers all agree that as much as we need our jobs to live, eat and survive there simply are days we just don’t want to go to work and would rather endure some pretty interesting situations than go to work!

Here are the Top 10 scenarios that my friends or myself have actually thought of and wished would happen to cause either our tardiness to work or to miss it altogether!

1. Hoping for a tornado or some natural disaster. Ok, maybe at least a warning!
2. Getting into a minor car accident - nothing serious people, just a little tap that would warrant stopping and getting out to talk to the other driver.
3. Fire in the bldg – of course no one gets hurt! Ok – maybe just someone burnt their pop tart in the toaster. Enough for the alarm to sound and an evacuation to occur.
4. Electricity out in your home, or in the company’s building - either one would work for me.
5. My cat gets sick on the carpet right as I was walking out the door – so, I have to clean it up which makes me a little tardy.
6. Pregnant coworker to go into labor right there at work – “breathe!”
7. Building is taken hostage by a disgruntled former employee with a fake weapon, of course – no one is trying to get hurt people!
8. Fire drill/tornado drill/earthquake drill, etc – any kind of drill - this will benefit everyone
9. Catch a cold from someone, grabbing babies who are sick all to get a quick virus, strong enough to keep you at home, weak enough for Airborne to kill in 2 days.
10. Simple sprang of the ankle not broke, sprang or fracture - something that would allow me to work an altered work schedule hobbling along on crutches for a couple of weeks!

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